Meant to comment on this last week... but, didn't get around to it.
Recently, I was having some idle conversation with a couple of colleagues while visiting a customer in NW Ohio and the following was the result...
Them: "Yeah, when you see someone driving down the road with a child in the car and smoking a cigarette, I just want to drag them out and smack them."
Me: "Y'all got to quit it."
Me: "Do you live in a two story house?"
Me: "Do you have children?"
Me: "Do you make them put on a helmet, elbow and knee pads before they mount the stairs?"
Me: "Exactly, y'all got to quit it."